Stay up all night! Stare that
hotel clerk in the eye!
Screaming: I deny honeymoon! I deny honeymoon!
running rampant into those almost climactic suites
yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!
O I’d live in Niagara forever! in a dark cave beneath the Falls
l’d sit there the Mad Honeymooner
devising ways to break marriages, a scourge of bigamy
a saint of divorce-